"It's a lot like this? But... well, it's different from what I'm used to, too. For one, it's not as technically advanced, but on the other hand, it's not as polluted. And I know that trolls figured out interstellar travel, so you guys had that up on us, even though I kinda sorta managed that on a regular basis personally. I kinda came into possession of a small, er, interplanetary... thingy. It was kinda like a puddle jumper plane but only for interstellar travel. Nothing huge like a ship or anything, but I got by with it." He shrugged and took a sip of his beer. "I guess for you guys extraterrestrial things were pretty blase, just, y'know, sorta boring. We didn't have an official first contact that any higher parties confirmed or anything, but we had aliens coming to Earth for a long, long time. Hell, my... well, it was kinda like a platonic kismesis, I guess. He was from Irk, which was a lot like trollkind, at least insomuch that they invaded planets to use their natural resources and all that. Though I think trolls have the foothold in that thing. At least you guys have your own brains." He grinned and hushed as the waitress came by to drop down his burger. He'd gotten just comfortable enough with beef from this world where it didn't upset his stomach as much.
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